Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A man who looks like he could beat up your dad and still have time to flirt with your mom

My dad just called me 'daddy' after I beat him at video games

She said 'daddy' when I walked in wearing only socks

He called me 'daddy' because I gave him a raise and a six-pack

2

A guy who gets called 'daddy' by a girl because he's got a face like a pizza and a body like a gym

She said 'daddy' after I licked her face

He got called 'daddy' because he wore a shirt that said 'I heart milfs'

My cousin said 'daddy' because he gave her a necklace and a headache

3

The guy who's got your back, your wallet, and your dignity, but mostly your wallet

He's my 'daddy' because he paid for my phone and my sins

My 'daddy' bought me a car and a lifetime supply of regret

She called him 'daddy' because he gave her a gift and a migraine

4

A guy who's your dad, your crush, your ex, or your current lover, and probably your future therapist

He's my 'daddy' because he's my dad and he's my ex

My 'daddy' is my mom's lover and my future husband

She called him 'daddy' because he was her dad and her crush at the same time

5

The guy you're currently screwing, and you're too proud to admit you're just using him

He's my 'daddy' because I'm screwing him and he's rich

My 'daddy' is the guy I'm cheating with and I hate him

She called him 'daddy' because he's her lover and her jailer

6

What your mom calls the guy she's currently cheating with, and it's usually your dad

My mom's 'daddy' is my dad and her lover

She called him 'daddy' because he's her lover and my enemy

My mom's 'daddy' is the guy who gave her a necklace and a divorce

7

The guy who's either your dad, your lover, or your future ex, and you're not sure which

He's my 'daddy' because I think he's my dad and I think he's my lover

My 'daddy' is my lover and my future ex

She called him 'daddy' because she thinks he's her lover and her dad