Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a guy who yaps like a madman and smells like old socks

Daddt started talking about his cat's hairball issues for 45 minutes straight.

He sent a DM: 'I just ate a burrito and now I'm crying.'

At the party, he yelled about his ex for 10 minutes without breathing.

2

a man who can't shut up and thinks he's the main character of his own life

Daddt told the story of his pizza delivery mishap 7 times in one day.

He texted: 'I'm the hero. You're just the sidekick.'

He interrupted a movie just to explain his life choices.

3

a guy who yaps nonstop and probably has a sock in his mouth

Daddt yapped about his gym workout like it was the final battle of the century.

He DM'd: 'I ate a taco and it was life-changing.'

He talked about his dog's bad hair day for 20 minutes straight.

4

a man who talks too much and smells like he lives in a sock drawer

Daddt rambled about his job for so long, I fell asleep.

He sent a tweet: 'I just ate a donut and now I'm a king.'

He explained his morning routine for 15 minutes in a group chat.

5

a guy who yaps like a broken parrot and smells like a sock monster

Daddt yapped about his sister's dating life for 10 minutes in a row.

He DM'd: 'I just ate a sandwich and it was the best day ever.'

He talked about his plants like they were his kids.

6

a man who can't stop yapping and probably eats socks for breakfast

Daddt yapped about his video game for 20 minutes straight.

He texted: 'I ate a muffin and now I'm a legend.'

He talked about his cat's nap schedule for 12 minutes in a DM.