DaddooX

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A DaddooX is a dad who loves you like crazy, but also has a temper that could melt the sun. He’s the one who will drive you to school, yell at the principal, and then buy you ice cream to calm you down.
Dad: 'You failed math? I’m gonna fail the whole school!' (He later buys me 100 ice creams.)
Dad: 'You didn’t text me? I thought you were dead!' (He sent me 200 texts.)
Dad: 'I’m going to coach your team, and I’m going to win, and I’m going to make your mom proud.' (He did all three.)
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A DaddooX is the dad who will fight for you in court, even if he has to punch a judge in the face. He’s the dad who will show up at your school play in a suit, but also in a cape.
Dad: 'I will not let you be taken from me! I will fight them all!' (He got a restraining order.)
Dad: 'I’m here for your play, and I’m wearing a cape. Don’t make me explain.'
Dad: 'I’m going to the court, and I’m bringing my karate belt.'
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A DaddooX is the dad who will do anything for you, even if it means burning down the house. He’s the dad who gives you advice, but also tells you to shut up and listen.
Dad: 'I’m going to burn the house down if you don’t get an A.' (He got an A.)
Dad: 'I love you, but I also want to be respected.' (He later got a tattoo of my name.)
Dad: 'I gave you advice, and you didn’t listen. Now you have to eat my old shoes.'
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A DaddooX is the dad who will protect you from anything, even if it means being kicked out of the house. He’s the dad who shows up at your soccer game with a megaphone and a sign.
Dad: 'I will not let you be taken from me! I’m here to shout at the judge!' (He showed up with a sign that said 'Dad is not dead.')
Dad: 'I’m at your soccer game with a megaphone. Don’t make me yell.'
Dad: 'They took you from me, but I’m going to fight back. I’m getting a new job.' (He got a job at the mall.)
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A DaddooX is the dad who will support you no matter what, even if he has to yell at the whole school. He’s the dad who gives you advice, but also tells you to shut up and listen.
Dad: 'I’m going to yell at the whole school if you don’t get an A.' (He got an A.)
Dad: 'I love you, but I also want to be respected.' (He later got a tattoo of my name.)
Dad: 'I gave you advice, and you didn’t listen. Now you have to eat my old shoes.'
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A DaddooX is the dad who will fight for you in court, even if he has to punch a judge in the face. He’s the dad who will show up at your school play in a suit, but also in a cape.
Dad: 'I will not let you be taken from me! I will fight them all!' (He got a restraining order.)
Dad: 'I’m here for your play, and I’m wearing a cape. Don’t make me explain.'
Dad: 'I’m going to the court, and I’m bringing my karate belt.'
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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