daddler

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A dad who’s losing his hair like it’s his job and still thinks he’s funny, but can only cook one thing and that’s burgers.
My dad tried to tell a joke about cheese and fell into the grill. It was glorious.
He said, 'Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the burger stand.' I died.
He tried to flip a burger and it landed on his head. Now he’s bald and proud.
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A person who walks so slow you think they’re hiding from the police or they’ve got a secret.
He walked so slow, I had to start a TikTok just to keep up with him.
He took 10 minutes to walk from the kitchen to the couch. I got a snack and a nap.
He walked so slow, the dog gave up and went to sleep.
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A dad who messes with his kid or his kid’s friends like they’re his personal toys.
He pulled my hair during math class and said it was 'diddle training.'
He told my friend that he was 'diddled by the pizza.' I didn’t even eat it.
He made me do 10 push-ups for pulling his hair. It was a disgrace.
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