Dadditude

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A man who thinks he’s a god, but he’s just a middle-aged man who still smells like his gym sock. Everyone wants to sleep with him, but only because he’s too full of himself to realize he’s just average.
My boss is a Dadditude. He still wears his gym sock to work and thinks it’s a fashion statement.
My cousin's boyfriend is a Dadditude. He still thinks he’s the best at the gym even though he can’t do 10 push-ups.
My neighbor’s a Dadditude. He tells me he’s going to be a legend, but he forgot to take his pants off before he left the house.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A man who’s so confident he believes he’s the reason the Earth spins. He doesn’t need a mirror, he knows he’s hot. He also thinks he invented hair.
My teacher is a Dadditude. He says he’s the reason the Earth spins and also that he invented hair.
My uncle is a Dadditude. He told my mom he’s the reason the Earth spins and that he’s going to be the next president.
My friend’s dad is a Dadditude. He said he’s the reason the Earth spins and that he can beat anyone in a karate match.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A man who acts like he’s been voted most likely to be a legend, but he’s just a guy who forgot to shave and still thinks he’s the best.
My gym teacher is a Dadditude. He forgot to shave and still says he’s the best in the gym.
My dad is a Dadditude. He forgot to shave and still says he’s going to be a legend.
My friend’s dad is a Dadditude. He forgot to shave and still says he’s the best in the world.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A man who thinks he’s the most attractive person in the room, even though he’s just wearing his old pajamas and still doesn’t know how to tie his shoes.
My teacher is a Dadditude. He’s wearing his old pajamas and still thinks he’s the most attractive person in the room.
My uncle is a Dadditude. He’s wearing his old pajamas and still thinks he’s the most attractive person in the room.
My neighbor is a Dadditude. He’s wearing his old pajamas and still thinks he’s the most attractive person in the room.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A man who still thinks he’s young, even though he’s been married for 20 years and still can’t remember his own phone number.
My dad is a Dadditude. He’s been married for 20 years and still can’t remember his own phone number.
My uncle is a Dadditude. He’s been married for 20 years and still can’t remember his own phone number.
My neighbor is a Dadditude. He’s been married for 20 years and still can’t remember his own phone number.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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