Daddis Money

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I use Daddis Money when I want something and don’t want to earn it. It’s like getting a free pizza because your dad paid for it.
I want a new phone. No thanks. I’m using Daddis Money.
Why work when I can just take it? Daddis Money, baby.
Daddis Money is my life. I don’t even know what a job is.
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Daddis Money is when your dad gives you cash without you doing anything. You’re like a kid who gets a gift every day and doesn’t know how to say thank you.
I got $500 from my dad. I didn’t even have to clean my room.
Why do I need a job when my dad gives me money every week?
My dad gave me a car. I’m not even 18 yet.
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Daddis Money is when you get everything handed to you. You never had to work, eat, or even brush your teeth. You’re like a baby who gets fed by a spoon.
I didn’t even have to do my homework. My dad paid for my mistakes.
I got a scholarship just because my dad said so.
I don’t know how to cook. My dad does everything for me.
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Daddis Money is for rich white girls who think they’re the best and don’t know the real world. They act like they’re on top, but they’re just floating.
She thinks she’s cool because her dad paid for her life.
She doesn’t even know what a paycheck is.
She got a job just to say she had one.
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Daddis Money is for rich white girls who are still in college and think they’re the best. They have no idea what real life is like because their dad paid for everything.
She’s 21 and still lives at home because her dad says so.
She got a degree just because her dad gave her money.
She doesn’t even know how to pay rent.
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Daddis Money is for people named Aaron. They get everything given to them. They don’t even have to try. They’re like a kid who never loses a game.
Aaron got a new house. He didn’t even work for it.
Aaron thinks he’s the best because his dad gave him everything.
Aaron doesn’t know how to pay bills. His dad does it for him.
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Daddis Money is when someone is so jealous of a rich kid that they try to make them feel bad just to feel better about themselves.
He’s jealous of Aaron. He keeps bugging him about it.
She saw a rich kid and started crying because she’s poor.
He gets mad every time he sees a rich kid because he’s too poor to be happy.
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