daddio supremio

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A daddio supremio is a young dad who thinks he’s the king of the block. He drinks beer, watches sports, and acts like he’s got everything figured out.
Just finished my third beer and still got time to beat my kid’s math test.
Told my wife I’m the best dad ever. She rolled her eyes and said, ‘You’re lucky I still cook.’
I took my kid to the park. He played. I took a selfie. That’s how I roll.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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Daddio supremio is a dad who thinks he’s got the whole world by the tail. He’s got a Cadillac, a gold chain, and a pinky ring that’s louder than his kid’s screaming.
My Cadillac’s got more bling than my kid’s report card.
Gold chain on, pinky ring flashing, and my kid’s still crying about his lost toy.
I’m so cool, my kid’s teachers think I’m a superhero.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A daddio supremio is a dad who thinks he’s the only one who matters. He grills meat, drinks beer, and swears he’s got the best life ever.
I grilled meat so good, my dog came out of the house to eat.
I drank beer and watched sports. My kid’s got a D in math. That’s how I roll.
I told my wife I’m the best dad. She said, ‘You’re the worst, but I still love you.’
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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