daddiii

My mom’s daddiii is like a piñata full of confetti and beans

My aunt’s daddiii is so bad she’s got a second job at the hospital

My cousin’s daddiii is like a balloon that’s been overinflated by a kid with a turbo fan

My mom’s daddiii is so strong it could lift a truck

My grandma’s daddiii is like a fruit that’s been in the sun too long

My sister’s daddiii is so intense it’s got its own theme song

My mom’s daddiii is so loud it’s got its own TikTok

My uncle’s daddiii is like a pressure cooker about to blow

My mom’s daddiii is so real it’s got its own Instagram account