Daddify

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When a guy turns into a dad, usually because he got caught with a kid and couldn’t run away.

My friend got daddified after his girlfriend’s mom showed up at his apartment with a baby.

He tried to sneak out of the hospital, but the nurse handed him a diaper and a coffee.

He signed the birth certificate with one hand and took a sip of beer with the other.

The moment a man realizes he’s now responsible for a tiny human and his own life.

He looked at the kid and thought, 'I used to have a life.'

He tried to text his ex, but the baby kept screaming in the background.

He got daddified in the middle of a pizza delivery.

When a man is forced to be a dad, usually by a baby, a woman, or both.

He was daddified by a baby who wouldn’t stop crying at 3 a. m.

He was daddified by his ex who sent him a video of the kid eating pizza at 2 a. m.

He was daddified by a woman who showed up with a baby and a warrant.

When a guy goes from being a man to a dad, usually because he had no idea what he was doing.

He was daddified while eating a burrito at 2 a. m.

He was daddified in the middle of a video game.

He was daddified by a baby who looked at him like he was a monster.

When a guy becomes a dad because he couldn’t escape the baby and now has to deal with it.

He got daddified after the baby started following him everywhere.

He tried to hide from the baby, but it cried through the walls.

He got daddified because he couldn’t run away from the baby and the baby’s mom.