daddibirds

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Daddibirds is a god-level legend. He's got the skills to make your mom cry and your dad blush. He's the reason why the Cherry Ripe is now a basic need, not a snack.
He ate three Cherry Ripes in one go and still had the energy to beat up a dog.
He got a burrito and a matrix menu at the same time and laughed in my face.
He called me a rookie and then showed me how to do a backflip on a maggot.
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Daddibirds is like the king of the birds. He’s got more fresh cunt vibes than a whole mall on a Saturday. He’s the reason why the eshay masters are just sidekicks.
He walked into a matrix menu and the whole place shut down.
He took a burrito and turned it into a masterpiece.
He called me a rookie and then I got a tattoo of his face.
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Daddibirds is a tru god. He’s got the skills to make you feel like a rookie. He’s the reason why Cherry Ripes are now a religion.
He ate a burrito and then did a backflip on a maggot.
He beat up a dog and then laughed at me.
He got a matrix menu and then turned it into a burrito.
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