Dadderism

'You should’ve gone to college, not a pizza place.', said by a dad who works at a pizza place.

'Listen, kid, if you don’t learn from your mistakes, you’ll be stuck with me forever.', said by a dad who’s never learned from his own mistakes.

'Just because I failed at life doesn’t mean you have to.', said by a dad who’s still failing at life.

'I didn’t pay for your college so you can waste your life.', said by a dad who didn’t pay for college and still wastes his own life.

'You’re on your own. I’ve got my own problems.', said by a dad who only has one problem: his own laziness.

'If you fail, I won’t help you. I already failed once.', said by a dad who failed twice, but still won’t help you.

'You’re gonna need that later.', said by a dad who never needed anything later.

'Just trust me.', said by a dad who’s never been trusted.

'This is for your own good.', said by a dad who’s only good at making things worse.