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When a non-dad tells a dad joke to a real dad and gets roasted for it. The real dad then hits them with a dad joke so bad it makes the first one look like a Shakespeare play.
My mom told my dad a joke about socks. He responded with a joke about why socks never get married. I cried.
My cousin texted my dad a joke about ladders. He replied with a joke about why ladders don’t go to heaven. My dad is a beast.
My teacher told my dad a joke about ants. He hit her with one about why ants never leave the house. I took notes.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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When you click a link and it just says ‘Error 404’. It’s like the internet is telling you to go home.
I clicked a link that said ‘Click here for free money’ and got ‘Error 404’. I cried in my cereal.
My brother tried to log in to his favorite game and got ‘Error 404’. He threw his controller at the wall.
My friend clicked a link to a cat video and got ‘Error 404’. He yelled, ‘This is a lie!’
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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When you disappear so fast it’s like you were never there. Like magic, but worse because you’re probably hiding from your mom.
My brother went ‘gone’ so fast I didn’t even get to finish my pizza.
I tried to find my dad, but he was ‘gone’ and left a note that said, ‘I’m not coming back.’
My friend said she was ‘gone’ and then I saw her eating my snacks.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Something that vanishes like a thief in the night. It’s like your favorite snack got kidnapped and no one knows where it is.
My cookies vanished. I checked the trash and they weren’t even there.
My phone screen went ‘something that vanishes’ and now I can’t see my memes.
My mom’s coffee disappeared. She said it was stolen by a ghost.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A person who can be your best friend or your worst nightmare. It’s like they have a coin and it decides your fate.
My friend is a ‘something that can either make your life great or turn your life to a disaster’ because he once turned my math test into a fire.”
My teacher is a ‘something that can either make your life great or turn your life to a disaster’ because she once gave me a pop quiz on Tuesday.”
My dad is a ‘something that can either make your life great or turn your life to a disaster’ because he once told me a joke about socks.”
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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The morning after a night of drinking when your poop looks like it was painted by a drunk monster. It's usually black or green and it flows like lava.
After my dad drank a whole bottle of wine, his poop was 'day after drinking shits' and it looked like a murder scene.
My friend’s ‘day after drinking shits’ was green and it flowed like it had a life of its own.
My mom’s ‘day after drinking shits’ was so bad, my dog ran away.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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