Dadddyyy

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the annoying voice that yells at you for eating too much glitter

'Daddyyyy why did you let me eat 10 spoons of glitter? I feel like a disco ball in a blender!'

'Daddyyyy I can't see my eyelashes anymore!'

'Daddyyyy I think my nose is made of confetti!'

the person who thinks they're a rockstar but just sings in the shower

'Daddyyyy I'm a rockstar and this shower is my stage!'

'Daddyyyy I just sang a duet with a drain!'

'Daddyyyy I think I just broke the toilet with my voice!'

the guy who wears socks with sandals and thinks it's a fashion statement

'Daddyyyy my sock sandals are the most stylish thing ever!'

'Daddyyyy I just walked into a wall and it was totally on purpose!'

'Daddyyyy my socks are louder than my voice!'