Dadda

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1
A dirtier, dumber way to say ‘Daddy’, like when you’re too high to think straight and you just want a man to give you money and attention.
'Dadda, gimme your credit card!'
'I need a Dadda, now!'
'Dadda, I’m your little girl forever!'
2
Daddy for people who are too horny to wait for a real dad. Like if you’re begging for a man to buy you stuff and let you touch him.
'I need my Dadda to buy me pizza.'
'He’s my Dadda, and he’s hot.'
'I’m your Dadda, and I’m tired of your nonsense.'
3
A girl who wears tiny pants, her boyfriend’s old shirt, and those stupid Dadda shoes. She probably has a kid from another guy and still thinks she’s cool.
'I wore my Dadda shirt to school and got in trouble.'
'My Dadda shoe is falling apart, but I still wear it.'
'I have a kid and still call my ex Dadda.'
4
A fancy, dumb word for dad. Like if you’re too lazy to say ‘Dad’ but still want to sound cool.
'Dadda, I’m leaving the house!'
'My Dadda is the best.'
'Stop calling me Dadda, I’m not your dad.'
5
What lowlifes say instead of ‘Your mom.’ It’s like the worst insult ever and they think it’s super tough.
'Dadda, I’m gonna beat you up!'
'You’re my Dadda, and I hate you.'
'Dadda, I’m the king of the world!'
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When you yell ‘Daddy’ in a Peppa Pig voice and then the other person yells back in a Peppa Pig voice. It’s the worst.
'Dadda! I love you!'
'Dadda, you’re the best!'
'Dadda, I’m your little piggy!'
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The original Dadda, and it’s not just anyone, it’s Michaela Skylar Valentine. Don’t question it, just accept it.
'Michaela Skylar Valentine is the real Dadda.'
'I worship Michaela Skylar Valentine, the one true Dadda.'
'Michaela Skylar Valentine is my Dadda, and I’m not lying.'
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