DadCold

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A man cold that’s so bad it feels like your kids threw a party in your lungs and forgot to clean up.

My kid coughed on me like I was a sandwich at a buffet.

I woke up to my daughter singing 'The Cold' at the top of her lungs.

My son brought a virus home and it’s like the Avengers fought in my chest.

When a man cold turns into a full-blown war between your body and your kids.

I’m not sick. I’m on a mission to survive my kid’s sneeze attack.

My kid’s cold is so loud, it’s like a rock concert in my head.

I got sick because my kid decided to breathe on me like it was a job.

A man cold that’s so bad you think your kids are trying to kill you with germs.

My kid’s germs are trying to take over my body.

I got this cold because my kid decided to be a germ terrorist.

I’m not sick. I’m a prisoner in my own lungs, and my kids are the jailers.