dadbud

Dad just texted me: 'I'm the king of the dudlay crue, and you're just a peasant.'

He showed up at my concert wearing a crown and a fanny pack.

He tried to start a band called 'The Dadbuds' and it was just him singing to a karaoke machine.

Dad says he's the reason the dudlay crue exists.

He showed up at my birthday party in full dudlay crue costume.

He tried to text me a song he made called 'Dadbud Anthem' and it was just him yelling 'I'm the most important person!' into a kazoo.

Dad just sent me a DM: 'I'm the best in the dudlay crue, and you're just a nobody.'

He tried to take over the dudlay crue and started a petition.

He showed up at my school play dressed as a dudlay crue member and yelled 'I'm the best!' at the top of his lungs.