dadbern

Current Trending

6 views · Added 17d ago · 3 definitions

1
Dadbern is when your dad yells at you so loud it sounds like a cow got hit by a truck. It’s like the Texas version of a swear word but with more rage and less sense.
Dadbern! Why did you eat my lunch?!
Dadbern! I can’t believe you failed math again!
Dadbern! You’re making me regret having you as a kid!
2
Dadbern is what your dad says when he’s mad enough to start a war. It’s like swearing, but with more Texas and less brainpower.
Dadbern! You left your socks on the floor again!
Dadbern! I’m not paying for your video game anymore!
Dadbern! You just broke my favorite chair!
3
Dadbern is your dad’s version of swearing. It’s loud, it’s stupid, and it’s usually followed by a slap or a pizza.
Dadbern! Why did you spill pizza on my shirt?!
Dadbern! You’re grounded for a week!
Dadbern! I’m gonna kill you with my bare hands!
xs