dadash

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a guy who is your brother but also your dad's best friend and sometimes your mom's ex
My dadash left my mom for a pizza delivery guy. Classic.
I called my dadash a chicken and he threw a chair at me.
My dadash says he's not my dad but he still takes my allowance.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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a brother you can punch in the face and he'll still buy you ice cream
My dadash punched me for stealing his snacks but gave me a popsicle anyway.
I told my dadash he looked like a donkey and he just laughed.
My dadash threatened to tell my mom I cursed in front of her.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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a brother who acts like he's the king of the world but still lets you win at video games
My dadash said he was going to be emperor but let me win Mario Kart.
My dadash called me a loser but let me eat the last slice of pizza.
My dadash said he was going to beat me up but just tickled me instead.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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a brother who yells at you but still brings you snacks when you're sad
My dadash yelled at me for failing math but brought me cookies.
I cried in front of my dadash and he gave me a sandwich.
My dadash said I was the worst brother but still let me watch TV.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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a guy who is your brother but also your dad's best friend and sometimes your mom's ex
My dadash left my mom for a pizza delivery guy. Classic.
I called my dadash a chicken and he threw a chair at me.
My dadash says he's not my dad but he still takes my allowance.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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a brother you can punch in the face and he'll still buy you ice cream
My dadash punched me for stealing his snacks but gave me a popsicle anyway.
I told my dadash he looked like a donkey and he just laughed.
My dadash threatened to tell my mom I cursed in front of her.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
7
a brother who acts like he's the king of the world but still lets you win at video games
My dadash said he was going to be emperor but let me win Mario Kart.
My dadash called me a loser but let me eat the last slice of pizza.
My dadash said he was going to beat me up but just tickled me instead.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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a brother who yells at you but still brings you snacks when you're sad
My dadash yelled at me for failing math but brought me cookies.
I cried in front of my dadash and he gave me a sandwich.
My dadash said I was the worst brother but still let me watch TV.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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