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When a dad checks on his daughter like he's the boss of her life and also the boss of her problems.
Dad: 'You okay? I can see you from here.' Daughter: 'I'm fine, Dad. I'm not dying.'
Dad texts her at 2 a. m. because he's worried she's eating too much junk food.
Daughter: 'Dad, I got a B.' Dad: 'That’s a fail. I can see you from here.'
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A smelly guy who’s barely tall enough to be taken seriously and has a list of women he’s going to bang someday. He’s also cursed by some weird guy named Guenther Steiner.
J12 Julnar texts his list: 'Aditi is next. She’s cute.'
He smells like he hasn’t showered since the invention of dirt.
Guenther Steiner is the worst. He cursed him with a list of 25 women. That’s a lot of work.'
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