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When your son messes up and you feel like a piece of used toilet paper that got stepped on.
My son failed math again. I feel like I failed too.
He got into a fight at school. I wish I could’ve been there to punch someone.
He texted me: 'Dad, I got a D.' I texted back: 'I got a D in life.'
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That sinking feeling in your gut when your son does something so stupid it makes you want to cry and throw up at the same time.
He got a traffic ticket. I almost cried in the middle of the road.
He told his teacher he didn’t do his homework. I wanted to scream.
He got kicked out of class. I felt like I got kicked out too.
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The worst feeling when your son lets you down so bad it feels like you got hit by a truck full of embarrassment.
He flunked his test. I felt like I flunked my whole life.
He got into trouble again. I wanted to disappear.
He told me he got in a fight with his best friend. I felt like I got in a fight with the universe.
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When your son does something so bad it makes you want to rip your hair out and curse the day you ever had kids.
He got in trouble at school again. I wanted to scream and yell at the sky.
He told me he got a bad grade. I almost ripped my hair out.
He got into a fight with his brother. I felt like I got into a fight with myself.
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That bad feeling when your son makes you look like the worst dad ever, and you just want to hide under a rock.
He got into a huge fight at school. I felt like I got into a huge fight with my whole life.
He told me he got a bad grade. I felt like I got a bad grade in life.
He messed up his homework again. I wanted to hide under a rock and never come out.
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