Dadan

Dadan walked in during my lunch break and started yelling at the vending machine.

My neighbor’s dad is a dadan who shows up at random family dinners and won’t stop talking.

The guy who started a fight at the bus stop just called me a dadan.

That dadan wore a hat made of socks and talked to the ceiling.

My teacher’s dadan cousin showed up during math class and started doing karate.

The dadan at the park sat on a bench and screamed at pigeons.

I was eating my sandwich in peace when my dadan uncle showed up and asked for a bite.

At the grocery store, a dadan walked up to me and said, 'You look like my long lost brother.'

During my favorite TV show, my dadan came in and started singing opera.

My dadan cousin walked into the restaurant and told the waiter he was the boss.

That dadan sat next to me on the bus and started giving me life advice.

My dadan showed up at my birthday party and said he was the main attraction.

I was doing my homework when my dadan showed up and started dancing.

That dadan walked into my classroom and said he was the substitute teacher.

At the mall, my dadan came out of nowhere and started arguing with the escalator.