Dadabetes

When a parent tries so hard to be cool that they look like a sad, sweaty loser who forgot how to be a parent. It's when they try to act like they're still young and relevant, but they're just embarrassing themselves.

A disease where a parent wears sunglasses at 10 PM, tries to rap in the car, and still claims they're not trying to be cool. It's like they're begging for approval from kids who think they're already ancient.

When a parent goes full-on 'I was there' mode, listing every stupid thing they did in their youth, even if it was just wearing a fanny pack to the grocery store. It's like they're trying to make up for all the times they forgot to pick their kid up.

When a parent tries to be cool by doing things like wearing a hat in the house, talking to their kid like they're in a movie, and still managing to make everyone around them cringe.

A disease where a parent tries to be cool by doing things like wearing sunglasses in the house, acting like they're still young, and still managing to make their kid roll their eyes at them.

When a parent tries so hard to be cool that they're just a sad, sweaty version of themselves, trying to convince their kid they're still relevant, even if they're not.