dada noel

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Dada Noel is Papa Noel’s dirty older brother who lives in Isfahan and doesn’t wear pants.
My cousin got a toy train from Dada Noel, but it was broken and smelled like onions.
My mom said Dada Noel left a present in the trash because he’s too lazy to knock.
My brother cried because Dada Noel gave him a sock instead of candy.
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Dada Noel is Papa Noel’s drunk uncle who shows up in Isfahan and yells at the kids.
My sister got a lollipop from Papa Noel, but Dada Noel threw a banana at her head.
Dada Noel showed up at my school and said, ‘I’m here to ruin your holiday.’
My dad had to hide Dada Noel in the closet because he was too loud.
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Dada Noel is a smelly old man in Isfahan who pretends to be Papa Noel and just throws stuff at kids.
My brother got a toy dinosaur from Dada Noel, but it was covered in cheese and mold.
Dada Noel threw a chocolate bar at my head and said, ‘You’re not getting anything nice.’
My mom said Dada Noel was too lazy to wrap presents and just threw them in the air.
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