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when you hear something so good you want to drink milk and curse at the same time
Bro said 'I'm gonna eat this pizza like it's my last meal' and I immediately asked for a milk carton
My mom said 'I'm gonna take a nap that lasts forever' and I yelled 'I want milk and a swear word!'
My friend said 'I’m gonna beat this game so hard' and I asked for chocolate milk and a middle finger
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when you hear something awesome and you just need milk to survive the joy
My teacher said 'I'm gonna fail this class on purpose' and I asked for milk and a nap
My dog barked at a vacuum cleaner like it was the end of the world and I got milk
My cousin said 'I’m gonna eat all the cake' and I asked for milk and a swear word
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when someone says something so cool you need milk and a punch to the gut
My dad said 'I’m gonna drink this whole bottle of soda' and I asked for milk and a punch
My friend said 'I’m gonna pass this test with flying colors' and I yelled 'I want milk and a swear word!'
My brother said 'I’m gonna eat the whole pizza' and I asked for milk and a middle finger
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when something is so awesome you just need milk and a loud scream
My teacher said 'I'm gonna fail this class for fun' and I screamed 'I want milk!'
My dog chased a cat up a tree and I asked for milk and a loud scream
My friend said 'I’m gonna win this game for sure' and I yelled 'I need milk and a swear word!'
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