dada life

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The sad, smelly life of an old person who wears diapers and sleeps like a baby with a beer belly.

My grandpa passed out on the couch wearing a diaper and a hat. I think he died mid-nap.

My aunt’s dog now wears the same diaper as her. It’s a shared tragedy.

I tried to wake my uncle up for lunch. He yelled, 'I’m not ready for the apocalypse yet.'

When you're too old to remember your own name, but you still remember how to poop in a diaper.

My neighbor screams at the TV like it stole his money and his dignity.

My grandma wore a diaper to church and tried to sing hymns. The pastor ran out.

I asked my grandpa if he wanted breakfast. He said, 'I’m trying to sleep. I’ll eat when I die.'

The life of a person who’s too drunk, too old, and too tired to do anything but sit in a diaper and dream about bacon.

My uncle wears a diaper like it’s a badge of honor. He calls it 'the golden age of pants.'

My grandma’s dog now wears a diaper too. They both nap in the same spot.

I tried to help my grandpa up. He said, 'I’m not getting up. I’m dead.'