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A person who talks like a confused raccoon on meth.
'I’m gonna eat your feelings and then borrow your pants.'
'Your mom’s a toaster and I’m the bread.'
'I’m not late, I’m just fashionably disoriented.'
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A person who spits out words like they're trying to murder grammar.
'I’m your dad’s uncle’s cousin’s mom’s best friend’s pet goat.'
'I don’t like you, I just tolerate your existence.'
'I’m not yelling, I’m just giving you a warm hug of frustration.'
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A hoe ass nigga who thinks he's a philosopher.
'I’m not a hoe, I’m a vibe.'
'You’re not ugly, you’re just under-featured.'
'I’m not broke, I’m just rich in problems.'