dada bear

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Dada Bear is a goofy, crazy polar bear who eats seals like they’re going out of style and sings stupid songs about himself while his brother Jeffrey stares at him from a museum in Norwich like he’s mad.
Dada Bear just ate 12 seals and did a karaoke version of 'I Want It That Way' in the Arctic.
Jeffrey from Norwich castle museum sent a DM: 'I hope you die in a snowstorm.'
Dada Bear’s family thinks he’s a weirdo but they still love him because he’s the best at making seal smoothies.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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Dada Bear is a messed-up polar bear who eats seals like they’re snacks and makes terrible songs about himself that sound like he’s been drinking seal juice for years.
Dada Bear just sang a song about his brother Jeffrey in a voice so deep it shook the Arctic.
He texted his family: 'I ate 20 seals today. I’m not sorry.'
He got in trouble at the museum because he made a mess with seal juice and a karaoke machine.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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Dada Bear is a weird polar bear who eats seals like they’re candy and sings dumb songs about himself while his brother Jeffrey stares at him like he’s a complete idiot.
Dada Bear just did a parody of 'Happy Birthday' but it was about seals and he cried.
He sent a tweet: 'I’m the best polar bear. Everyone knows it.'
Jeffrey from the museum called him a ‘seal-eating lunatic’ and he didn’t care.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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