Dad Zoned

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When a girl thinks you're so cool you're like her dad. You're stuck with her forever. No one wants to date someone's dad.
You: 'Hey, wanna hang out?' Her: 'I can't, my dad's taking me to the mall.'
You ask her out. She says, 'I like you as a dad, not a boyfriend.'
You try to flirt. She says, 'You're like my dad, and my dad is weird.'
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You're so nice to her, she thinks you're her dad. No kissing. Just awkward hugs and you being the weird parent.
You help her with homework. She says, 'You're like my dad. I hate my dad.'
You give her a hug. She says, 'Dad hugs are the worst.'
You try to kiss her. She says, 'I don't do that with my dad.'
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You're too much like her dad. She doesn't want you anywhere near her love life. You're stuck as the cool dad she can't escape.
You say, 'I like you.' She says, 'You're like my dad. I don't like my dad.'
You try to be romantic. She says, 'Dad doesn't do that.'
You ask her to the prom. She says, 'I'm going with my dad.'
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