Dad where is my anus

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The kid yelled this at his dad when the dad farted so loud it sounded like a jet engine at takeoff
"Dad where is my anus" he screamed as his dad let one rip during lunch
He said it when his dad farted during a movie and everyone turned around
He yelled it at the park when his dad let one rip while playing catch
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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The kid said this when his dad made a huge mess in the toilet and it smelled like a dead raccoon
He said it when his dad clogged the toilet and it looked like a lava flow
He screamed it after his dad used the toilet like it was a war zone
He shouted it at breakfast when his dad’s toilet mess was on the floor
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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He said it when his dad was so tired he looked like a zombie and couldn’t find his own face
He yelled it after his dad fell asleep during dinner and snored like a lion
He said it when his dad couldn’t find his pants and tripped over the dog
He screamed it at the bus stop when his dad was so out of it he didn’t know the day
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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