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when old men take a break from being a disappointment to finally take a leak like it’s a holiday.
My dad sat on the toilet for 20 minutes like he was doing a math test.
He came out of the bathroom and said, 'That was a full-on vacation.'
He left a trail of sadness on the toilet paper.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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the sacred act of peeing where men become gods for 5 minutes.
He turned the bathroom into a throne and started yelling at the toilet.
He said, 'This is my moment.' Then he peed like he was winning a competition.
He even took off his socks to pee like it was a royal event.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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when men forget their own life just to pee like it's the final exam.
He forgot about his coffee and his wife and just focused on the pee stream.
He sat there like he was solving the mystery of the universe.
He even started humming like he was in a bathroom opera.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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