Dad Vito

My dad’s a Dad Vito. He even wears a hat like Don Vito. But he also wears a sock on his head. I don’t know why.

At the mall, I saw a guy yelling at a kid. He looked like Don Vito. Then he pulled out a noodle. That was a Dad Vito.

My uncle’s a Dad Vito. He tried to teach me how to fight. He hit me with a noodle. I cried. He laughed. Then he yelled, 'I’m the Godfather of noodles!'

My dad’s a Dad Vito. He yelled at the TV like it was his enemy. He said, 'You’re not gonna beat me, TV! I’ve got noodle power!'

At the park, I saw a guy yelling at a pigeon. He looked like Don Vito. He threw a noodle. The pigeon ran away. That was a Dad Vito.

My neighbor is a Dad Vito. He tried to teach me how to eat like a man. He ate a whole sandwich in one bite. Then he burped like a dragon. That was terrifying.

My dad’s a Dad Vito. He tried to teach me how to fight. He hit me with a noodle. Then he hit me with a pizza. I got hit by a pizza truck.

At the grocery store, I saw a guy yelling at a cart. He looked like Don Vito. Then he threw a noodle at the cart. The cart ran away. That was a Dad Vito.

My cousin is a Dad Vito. He tried to eat a whole pizza. He got a face like a man who got hit by a pizza truck. I laughed so hard I cried.