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A smelly old Subaru that a dad drives to pretend he's still cool even though he eats cereal for dinner and doesn't know what a TikTok is.
My dad’s van smells like old pizza and regret. I can’t breathe in it.
He drives it to the park like it’s a luxury car. It’s not. It’s a death trap.
He took me to a concert in it. I got stuck in the back with his gym shoes.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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That broken down Subaru that your dad drives everywhere like it’s going to win a race. It never does.
He tried to drive to Grandma’s house. The van broke down. He had to walk. He’s 40.
He tried to impress his friends with it. They laughed. Hard.
It’s so loud it sounds like a construction site. And he doesn’t care.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A rusty Subaru that your dad drives like it’s the only thing keeping him from crying about his dead dreams.
He took me to the mall. The van made a noise like it was about to explode. It did.
He tried to drive to the beach. The van started smoking. He didn’t care. He was too busy being sad.
He drives it like it’s a battle. He’s fighting the van. And he’s losing.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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