Dad Teeth

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Teeth that look okay on top, but the bottom is like a prison break for molars. This is why your dad’s smile looks like it’s hiding a secret.
My dad’s teeth look like they were shot out of a cannon.
He tried to flash a smile, but it looked like he was chewing gravel.
His bottom teeth are so crooked, I think they’re plotting against him.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Top teeth look like they got a nice makeover, but the bottom ones are just there for show. It’s like your dad’s mouth has a front and a back.
He smiled at me, and I saw the bottom teeth like they were on a reality show.
His bottom teeth are so messed up, they look like they were in a fight.
He eats with his mouth open, and it’s like watching a horror movie.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Top teeth are neat, but the bottom ones are like a war zone. Your dad’s mouth looks like it got hit by a truck.
His bottom teeth are so crooked, they could be a new type of torture.
He eats soup like it’s a battle strategy.
His smile is like a broken sidewalk.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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