Dad Syndrome

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When a kid who couldn’t go to the bar for years finally gets to drink like a beast and ends up looking like a drunk dad who forgot what a hangover is. He drinks so much, he probably forgot his own kid’s name.
My cousin drank 12 shots and cried about his ex at the bar. Looks like a dad who forgot his kid’s birthday.
My uncle drank so much, he said he was going to be a dad again. He’s 50.
I went to the bar and my dad showed up drunk and said he was there for ‘dad reasons’.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When your dad is bald and it messes up your brain. You act like a retard and get red hair for no reason. It’s a real thing.
My brother got bald dad syndrome and started yelling at my mom for no reason.
My cousin turned into a retard and got red hair. Must be bald dad syndrome.
My dad is bald and now I’m bald and I hate him.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When your dad doesn’t like your relationship and tries to make your partner’s dad hate you. It goes from ‘meh’ to ‘you’re not allowed to see your kid’.
My dad told my girlfriend’s dad I was a bad influence. He got banned.
My girlfriend’s dad didn’t like me, and now I’m banned from seeing her.
My dad went full-on ‘you’re not allowed to see your kid’ because he didn’t like me.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When a dad is obsessed with being famous and tries to make his family do weird stuff on TV. Then he fails and becomes a joke.
My dad tried to be famous by making me eat 100 hot dogs on TV. It was a disaster.
My uncle went on a reality show and got laughed at. He’s now a joke.
My dad tried to be a balloon boy and failed. Now he’s just a dad with a balloon.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A dad who only wants to take care of his kid when it’s convenient. He sleeps till 1 p. m. and forgets the baby’s formula. He’s a lazy piece of trash.
My dad said he’d take care of my kid, but he slept till 1 p. m. and forgot the formula.
My uncle said he’d watch my kid, but he forgot and let the kid eat crayons.
My dad forgot to change my baby’s diaper and now it’s a disaster.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When you think your country is the best and everyone else is trash. You say stuff like ‘We don’t do that’ and ‘We’re not terrorists’ when you clearly are.
My cousin said ‘We’re not terrorists’ and then he attacked a taco truck.
My brother thinks his country is the best and everyone else is stupid.
My dad said ‘We don’t do that’ but he does the worst things.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When a dad has a tiny weenie but it looks like it’s going to take over the world. It’s a lie, but everyone believes it.
My dad said his weenie was huge, but it was just a lie.
My uncle showed off his tiny weenie and said it was huge.
My dad’s weenie looks like it’s going to explode.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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