dad slice

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A dad slice is when you take the biggest chunk of cake or pie like you're the only one who deserves it and you don't care if everyone else gets crumbs.

My dad took the dad slice and left me with a tiny sliver. I had to eat the crust.

At the birthday party, my dad took the dad slice and said, 'This is my piece, deal with it.'

My mom said, 'You took the dad slice again, I'm not even mad.' She was lying.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A dad slice is like a greedy kid's portion but with more pie and less shame.

My dad took the dad slice and left me with a piece that looked like it was taken from a dog's plate.

At the pie shop, my dad got the dad slice and said, 'This is the best part.'

My brother took the dad slice and my dad just said, 'That's my boy.'

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A dad slice is the size of a toddler's stomach after dessert, and you still manage to eat it all.

My dad took the dad slice and I had to eat the rest of the pie by myself.

At the birthday cake table, my dad took the dad slice and I cried.

My dad got the dad slice and said, 'This is the best day ever.' I had to eat the crust again.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A dad slice is like taking the whole pie and then pretending it was fair.

My dad took the dad slice and said, 'I just wanted the best part.'

At the pie competition, my dad took the dad slice and won.

My dad took the dad slice and I got the part that was already broken.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A dad slice is when you get the biggest piece and then brag about it like you're the king of the pie.

My dad took the dad slice and said, 'This is the best part of the day.'

At the family dinner, my dad took the dad slice and I had to eat the rest of the pie.

My dad took the dad slice and said, 'You're just jealous.' I was.

by Slangipedia 5d ago