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You want to talk to Dad but Mom is like a gatekeeper. She’s the bouncer and you’re the drunk guy at the door.

'Hey Dad, I got a job!' 'Wait, you went through Mom first?' 'Yeah, she said you’d be mad if I skipped her.'

'Can I tell Dad I failed math?' 'Nope. Tell me first. I’ll tell him if I feel like it.'

'Dad, I got a tattoo!' 'You’re not telling me that through Mom again.'

You try to text Dad but Mom texts you back like she’s the boss. It’s like she’s intercepting your messages just to annoy you.

'Dad, I’m coming over!' 'Wait, why didn’t you ask me first?' 'You’re the boss.'

'Hey Dad, I’m rich!' 'Wait, why did you go through Mom?' 'She said you’d yell at me if I skipped her.'

'I’m getting a pet!' 'Wait, I didn’t know about this until Mom told me.'

You want to tell Dad something but Mom is like a filter. She adds her own nonsense before it even gets to him.

'Dad, I got a D in math!' 'Wait, why did you go through Mom?' 'She said you’d throw a fit if I didn’t tell you through her.'

'Dad, I’m getting a girlfriend!' 'Wait, why didn’t you tell me first?' 'She said you’d hate me if I skipped her.'

'Dad, I got a new phone!' 'Wait, why did you go through Mom?' 'She said you’d yell at me if I didn’t tell you through her.'