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A dad shagger is the perfect come back when someone calls you a motherfucker. It throws them off because now they’re wondering if you’re worse, shagging their dad or fucking their mom, and you kick their ass so hard they can’t have kids for the rest of their sad life.
"You’re a motherfucker!" "No, I’m a dad shagger."
Got called a motherfucker at school. I said dad shagger and walked away like I owned the place.
Bro called me a motherfucker. I said dad shagger and he cried.