Dad Scent

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The smelly aura of your dad that smells like old socks, beer, and regret. It’s the reason you wake up in the middle of the night screaming.
My dad’s scent is like a haunted basement. I can smell it from the other side of the house.
I could identify my dad by his scent from 10 feet away. It’s like a personal attack.
That dad scent is stronger than my mom’s perfume. It’s like he rolled in a dumpster and then forgot to shower.
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The scent of your dad after he’s been drinking, fighting, and possibly eating a whole pizza by himself. It’s a smell that makes you want to run away.
Every time my dad comes home, it’s like the whole house gets a bad smell. It’s like he’s been in a war.
That dad scent is like walking into a gym after a boxing match. I want to breathe through a mask.
My dad’s scent is so strong, it’s like he’s been in a man cave for a week.
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The smell that hits you like a truck when you see your dad. It’s like he’s been in a trash can, drank a whole bottle of whiskey, and forgot to brush his teeth.
I walked into the room and my dad was there. I could smell him before I saw him. It was like a smell tsunami.
My dad’s scent is like being in a room with a bunch of old men who all forgot to shower.
I had to hold my breath when my dad walked in. His scent is like a smell bomb.
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