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A desperate last-minute move to stop something from getting crushed. Usually happens when a kid is in the way. Dads do it most, but anyone with a brain can do it too.
My dad lunged across the street to save me from being hit by a bus. I was just trying to get a Hot Pocket.
Uncle Joe tackled the dog before it ate my mom’s hair. She was wearing it like a crown.
My cousin saved my little brother from falling into the pool. He was too busy staring at the bottom of the pool like it was a dating app.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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A random act of chaos used to stop a kid from dying. Dads do it best. Other people can do it too, but they don’t do it as much.
My dad ran into traffic to save me from getting hit by a car. I was just trying to get my phone back.
My grandma pushed my brother out of the way of a falling pizza box. He was too busy eating it.
My dad did a backflip to save my sister from being run over by a truck. She was just trying to get a free taco.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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When someone jumps in to stop a kid from getting destroyed. Dads do it all the time. Other people do it when they’re bored or angry.
My dad pulled me out of the road just in time. I was too busy looking at my shoes.
My mom saved my brother from getting hit by a car. He was too busy texting his crush.
My uncle tackled my little cousin before he got hit by a bus. He was too busy pretending he was a superhero.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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A wild, crazy move to stop a kid from getting squished. Dads do it most, but anyone can do it. Usually happens when the kid is being a total idiot.
My dad ran into the street to save me from getting hit by a bus. I was just trying to get my snack.
My aunt saved my little brother from getting hit by a car. He was too busy trying to eat a sandwich while walking.
My cousin did a flying tackle to save my sister from being run over by a truck. She was too busy looking at her reflection in the window.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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