Dad Sandwich

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A dad sandwich happens when you get lucky enough to have sex with both of someone's parents and end up stuck in the middle like the soggy middle of a grilled cheese.
My cousin got stuck between my aunt and uncle like a grilled cheese in a food fight.
He was the filling in a dad sandwich and didn’t even know it.
She got caught between two old guys and it was the best thing that ever happened to her.
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A dad sandwich is when a tiny person gets squished between two big, tough old guys during a sexual showdown and it’s pure chaos.
My little cousin got squished between my dad and his friend like a meatball in a hot dog.
She was so small, she got stuck between two old guys and it was wild.
He was tiny and got stuck between two guys like a shrimp in a lobster roll.
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A dad sandwich is when you’re stuck between two crusty old guys, and you’re just trying to survive the mess.
She was stuck between two old guys and was just trying to keep her dignity.
He was like a piece of bread stuck between two crusty old guys.
He didn’t want to be the filling in a dad sandwich, but it happened anyway.
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