dad salad

My dad salad was so bad I had to take a shower twice.

That dad salad was like a toilet exploded in my face.

I ate my dad salad and now I feel like a dog that just ate a sock.

I tried my dad salad and it tasted like a dead rat in a sewer.

That dad salad was so bad I threw up in my pants.

My brother said my dad salad was the worst thing he ever ate.

My dad salad was like my ex and my brother having a fight in a blender.

That dad salad was so bad I wish I had a time machine to go back and avoid it.

I had to eat my dad salad and now I can't stop thinking about it.