dad roulette

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Three or more men dump their cum into a bowl. It gets mixed up and used as lube on someone who doesn’t know what’s coming. The dad is whoever ends up getting stuck with the baby.

My cousin’s dad got lube’d up by three of his buddies and now he’s the baby’s dad.

My brother’s friends all cummed in a bowl and my brother got lubed up and now he’s the dad.

My friend’s dad got a creampie from a bowl of cum and now he’s the dad.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A husband gets his friends to all blow his wife at the same time. He uses a funnel to make it extra messy. The dad is whoever ends up with the baby.

My dad’s friends all stuck a funnel in my mom and cummed at once. Now my dad’s the dad.

My friend’s dad used a funnel and all his friends cummed in my friend’s mom.

My uncle’s friends all used a funnel and cummed at once in my aunt.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

You and your friends all cum into a bottle and inject it into a woman. When the baby is born, you do a DNA test. The dad is whoever it turns out to be.

My friends and I all cummed into a bottle and injected it into my cousin. The baby looked like me, so I’m the dad.

My brother and his friends cummed into a bottle and injected it into his wife. The baby looked like his friend.

My friend’s friends cummed into a bottle and injected it into his girlfriend. The baby looked like his best friend.

by Slangipedia 5d ago