Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The goo that comes out when your dad gets too excited and forgets how to act normal.

My mom called it the dad rope. I called it a mess.

He tried to hide it under the couch. It didn’t work.

My brother said it smelled like breakfast food.

2

The liquid proof that your dad is not a robot and definitely not a chef.

He spilled it on the floor. Now the floor is a dad rope museum.

My dad said it was just coffee. It was not.

I got it on my shirt. Now I smell like regret.

3

The thing that comes out when your dad forgets how to be cool and just lets it all go.

He let it out in front of my crush. I died.

It happened during a Zoom call. My friends laughed.

He said it was just water. It was not.

4

The stuff that your dad leaves behind when he’s too lazy to clean up.

It was on the table. I had to eat it.

He left it in the car. Now the car smells like regret.

It was on my homework. I got a bad grade.

5

The liquid that your dad uses to make you feel like you’re in a horror movie.

It came out during a family dinner. I screamed.

He let it out in the pool. Now the pool is gross.

It happened during a video call. My friends laughed.

6

The stuff that your dad leaks when he’s too tired to act like a man.

He leaked it on my bed. Now I can’t sleep.

It happened during a movie. I had to leave.

He said it was just soup. It was not.