Dad Rat

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A smelly rat that lives in a dad's pants or a dad's closet. It's usually covered in crap and bad life choices. Dads love it because it makes them feel special.
My dad's rat smells like a sewer and a dead fish.
He keeps it in his sock drawer. I saw it once. It was horrifying.
He calls it 'Sir Squeak-a-lot.' It's the worst.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A rat that a dad keeps around to feel like he's still cool. It's probably been eating expired pizza and sleeping in a shoebox.
Dad says the rat is his 'sidekick.' It's not. It's just a rat.
The rat has a name. It's 'Benny.' No one knows why.
He brings it to barbecues. It's like a bad party trick.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A rat that lives in a dad's house and probably hates him. It's covered in dirt, bad breath, and old soda.
Dad says the rat loves him. It just stares at him like he's a bad idea.
It's been living in the trash for years. It's got a life of its own.
He tried to make it a pet. It bit him. Hard.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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