Dad Rap

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Rap music from the 80s and 90s that only your dad listens to and knows all the lyrics by heart even though he can't remember his own phone number.
'I know every word to "Fight the Power" but I don't know where my keys are.'
He plays "Rock Box" at every family gathering like it's the national anthem.
He yells the lyrics at the top of his lungs in the car like he's in a rap battle with a ghost.
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A type of rap where the rapper tells bad jokes like your dad does at Thanksgiving and makes you want to die.
'Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... and then he fell into a pit of dad jokes.'
He raps about pizza and then asks if anyone wants a side of puns.
He drops a verse and then says, 'I told you I was a comedian.'
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A guy who has a kid and also raps like he's trying to get back at the world for giving him a kid.
'I rap about my kid and my ex like they're my enemies.'
He posts videos of himself rapping in his pajamas and calls it 'parental rap time.'
He raps to his kid and then asks if he wants to know the punchline.
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