Dad Poem

Your dad says, 'I once had a pet goat named Larry. He died. Now I have a goat named Larry 2.0.'

Your mom texts you, 'Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... which was also chicken-themed.'

Your uncle yells at a pizza, 'You're not a triangle, you're a circle with a bad attitude!'

At the grocery store, your dad says, 'Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!'

Your cousin sends you a DM: 'I told my dog a joke. He laughed... and then ate my homework.'

Your dad starts a conversation with, 'I had a dream I was a chicken. It was a nightmare.'

Your dad says, 'Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.'

Your aunt texts you, 'I told my plants a joke. One of them laughed... and the other just died.'

Your uncle yells, 'I once had a job as a ghost. It was a bad move!'