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Your old man’s tool doesn’t rise like it used to. It’s all flabby and hangs like a sad excuse for a meat sack.
My dad peen is so bad I can’t even take a piss without it drooping.
He tried to impress my mom and just flapped like a tired chicken.
He tried to do a TikTok dance and his peen just hung there like a dead fish.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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Your dad’s junk is so old it doesn’t even try to stand up. It just hangs like a tired old man in a bathrobe.
He tried to flirt with the barista and just flopped like a sad noodle.
His peen is so saggy it’s got its own gravity.
He tried to do yoga and his peen just collapsed like a deflated balloon.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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Your dad’s peen is so weak it can’t even get hard. It just hangs there like a used up sock.
He tried to impress his grandkids and just flopped like a sad slug.
His peen is so saggy it’s got its own stretchy pants.
He tried to do a TikTok and just hung there like a dead man in a hammock.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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