Dad pack

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the meaty middle when you’re too fat for a six pack but still too proud to admit you’re a dad

I got a dad pack and a burger. I’m like a human sandwich.

My dad pack is so big, it’s got its own ZIP code.

I tried doing sit-ups. Now my dad pack has a side dish.

when your gut is so strong, it could beat up a six pack and still have time to laugh

My dad pack is so strong, it could bench press my kids.

I got a dad pack and a beer. Now I’m a dad beer can.

My dad pack is like a sausage. It’s got layers.

the gut of a man who thinks he’s still in shape but also thinks he’s still young

I got a dad pack and a coffee. Now I’m a dad coffee mug.

My dad pack is like a pizza. It’s got everything.

I tried to run. My dad pack ran with me.