Dad-or-Creeper

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A game where you and your friends try to figure out if a hot girl is with her dad or with some gross old man who smells like mothballs and regret.
That girl with the dad who still wears cargo pants? Definitely not a creep. Probably just a dad who forgot how to dress.
That guy in the coffee shop? He looks like he’s been dead for 20 years. That girl is definitely dating a creeper.
My cousin’s teacher? She’s got a crush on him. But that man has a beard that looks like a raccoon threw up on him. She’s with a dad, not a creep.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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You and your friends look at a couple and bet on whether the hot girl is with her dad or with a man who looks like he’s been hiding in a basement for 30 years.
That guy at the mall? He’s got a face like a potato. Definitely a creep. Not a dad.
My sister’s friend’s teacher? He’s got a mustache that looks like it’s trying to escape. She’s with a creep, not a dad.
That guy at the park? He’s got a face like a used sock. That girl is definitely with a creep.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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You and your friends try to guess if a hot girl is with her dad or with some old man who looks like he’s been dead for a decade and smells like a gym sock.
That guy in the grocery store? He looks like he’s been dead for 10 years. That girl is with a creep.
My uncle’s friend? He’s got a face like a used napkin. He’s a creep, not a dad.
That guy at the movie theater? He smells like old pizza and regret. That girl is with a creep, not a dad.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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You and your friends look at a couple and try to guess if the hot girl is with her dad or with some old man who looks like he’s been stuck in a time capsule since the 70s.
That guy at the bus stop? He looks like he’s been stuck in the 70s. Definitely a creep.
My friend’s teacher? He has a face like a used sock. That’s a creep, not a dad.
That guy at the gym? He smells like old gym socks and regret. That girl is with a creep.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A game where you and your friends try to figure out if a hot girl is with her dad or with some old man who looks like he’s been dead for 20 years and smells like a gym sock.
That guy at the mall? He looks like he’s been dead for 20 years. Definitely a creep.
My cousin’s teacher? He’s got a face like a used napkin. That’s a creep, not a dad.
That guy at the park? He smells like old pizza and regret. That girl is with a creep.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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