Dad-o-phile

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A girl who thinks her dad is cooler than her friends and spends all her time with him instead of hanging out with the people who actually like her.
I'd rather go to the mall with my dad than go to the mall with my friends.
Dad said he'll take me to the movies if I don't hang out with them.
My dad is funnier than my friends, so I'm staying with him.
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A girl who gets more attention from her dad than her friends and thinks she's the best thing since sliced bread.
My dad says I'm the best daughter ever, so I don't need friends.
He gave me a cookie and said I'm better than my friends.
Dad told me my friends are just jealous of me.
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A girl who would rather be stuck with her dad than be stuck with her friends and acts like she's the only one who matters.
My dad is taking me to the park instead of hanging out with my friends.
I'm with my dad, and my friends are stuck with their parents.
I'd rather be yelled at by my dad than laughed at by my friends.
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